How do you know if you are a clone or the original?

Although the American Cloning Association requires clones to be informed in writing that they are clones and not the original, many cloners fail to inform their clones. Even though cloning production is carefully monitored at professional cloning facilities, and the facilities comply with all government sanitary and safety guidelines, home cloning is a relatively UN -monitored industry. Fortunately, one way you can can know for certain if you are a clone or not is by your hand/head size ratio. Place your hand over your face- If your hand is larger than your face, then you are more than likely a clone. Clones hands get progressively larger with copying due to the slight degeneration of the genetic copy.

If your hand is larger than your face, and you have not received written notification that you are a clone, please contact the American Cloning Association to file a report and commence an investigation immediately.

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